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heyfunniest:

My cough drop wrappers are more supportive than my family

My cough drop wrappers are more supportive than my family

liquidiousfleshbag:

WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC

WHY

Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.

oswinstark:

midgardianmeows:

doctormethatswho:

salvatored:

#proof that katniss is the spawn of clintasha

That’s what happened in Budapest.

That’s what happened in Budapest.

Nope.

Katniss is the spawn of Natasha and Bucky.

Clint is the crazy uncle who told her at a young age, “fuck guns, check out this shit” and taught her how to shoot arrows.

You know it’s true don’t even lie.

goldembers:

orgyinthetardis:

The Time Lord by *glolinde

#About three things I was absolutely positive. First, The Doctor was a Time Lord. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my bananas. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

oh my god.

thirsted for my bananas.

written by Rory Williams

ukrainacorn:

go-step-on-lego:

3picwaffl3z:

I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away xD now it’s fucking hilarious

ahahhhhahah omfg im not breathing

brb, dying

ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap

When Whovians are deprived of Doctor Who

purple-shirt-of-sex:

gladosinthetardis:

slythergeddon:

We are like-

But we endure because

WHEN SHERLOCKIANS ARE DEPRIVED OF SHERLOCK:

this is the most accurate representation of my fandoms I’ve ever seen

d1cksp8rage:

sonriectm:

I’m old as fuck

AND THERE HE SITS, COLE SPROUSE, THE BETRAYER OF TUMBLR.

mazikeen:

#can you imagine like you’re having a conversation with someone #and they’re being really irritating or obnoxious or whatever #you’re straightfacing #and slowly reach up and pull your little cord to shut your blinds #perfect

When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you want to show someone something exciting

sodamnrelatable:

COME HITHER MY FRIEND!

via sodamnrelatable